Monday, April 30, 2007

Been around the world and found...

What is it that mediocre people find in eachother? It makes sense that you'll be more likely to hook up with others in your "coolness tier" when at a bar or other social group function, but how is it that these events lead to anything longterm. When you're whispering sweet nothings do you flat out lie, or do you truth? "Listen baby, you kinda don't suck... and I hope you feel the same way about me... I think we should spend more time together." What??? I'm so confused... "Baby, I want to raise children together... do you think they'll get mostly Cs, or do you think they'll take shop class?"

Imagine two shining marks of mediocrity at the altar. The preacher begins the vows. Is this when you really lose all aspirations?
"To have and to hold" ... I got something you can hold
"For better or for worse" ... well, it could be worse,
"Forsaking all others to be true"... Damn, this is going to suck!
"'Till death do us part"... maybe an accident on the honeymoon, can I skydive in Tulsa?

This is why mothers cry at weddings.

4 Comments:

Blogger Cassy said...

Wow. Hey, somebody has to marry those people... maybe they have magnets in their heads that don't allow them to step outside their coolness tiers. What happens when a mediocre person and someone that fucking rocks get together? Does the mediocre person get more interesting, or does the fucking rocker get lamer? You should do some sociological relationship studies. Yep.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Apayo said...

What's this? did you have a moment at the bar? I'm assuming you got shut down? Unfortunate;) I can visualize the moment... hot rocket scientist brazilian woman sitting at the bar, mediocre mohawked brady steps up and offers a drink... She looks over, smirks, and gives you her back.... dang brady, that really sucks. I hope things start looking up for you...

5:41 PM  
Blogger Brady Beckham said...

apayo, you're so cute when your wrong.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

Mediocre guys have been getting incredibly hot women since the beginning of time. These incredibly hot women could also be incredibly unintelligent, but depending on how much stock you put in appearance, it seems as if two mediocre people don't always make mediocre babies. Rather attractive women and "funny" guys do. It's like when horses and donkeys have sex, they make mules. It's a living and breathing thing, just a bit off. If that makes any sense.

If you can't tell, I'm doing everything possible to avoid studying.

7:10 PM  

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